hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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