Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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