chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Terrible idea I love it
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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