Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
