You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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