Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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