Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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