I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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