remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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