just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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