I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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