In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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