why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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