Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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