this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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