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(248): View more from Michigan

@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(704): View more from North Carolina

IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".

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(310): View more from California

This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?

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(813): View more from Florida

As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.

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(209): View more from California

Any luck with the purse?

(509): View more from Washington

No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that

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