New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?