Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.