we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.