dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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