i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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