Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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