youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He passed out mid-signature
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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