I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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