Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
my shit smells like andre
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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