What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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