my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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