This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
