And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dear god my vagina.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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