I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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