gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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