2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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