do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
my liver is dry heaving
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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