remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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