He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He is an equal opportunity slut.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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