the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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