is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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