I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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