i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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