idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dick very happy bro
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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