Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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