Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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