I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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