if only i could text you this smell
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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