Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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