They should really pass out barf bags in church
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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