Its about making memories worth repressing
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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