yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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