margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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