my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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