does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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