It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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