Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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