This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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