oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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