hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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