I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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