i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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