It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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