1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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